The_Gray_Zombie:
Aw man, that damned racoon crapped on my floor board.
Shattered:
For all your Teletubby needs!
quickdraw:
(Cue eerie music) "...My name is Victoria Winters. The sun has once again risen on the great house at Collinwood... It didn't help..."
GersonK:
"Surprise!"
JimBeckworth:
"I don't get what you're saying... you mean I'm, in the wrong house? And the wrong house is your house? If this is the wrong house, why r u living here."
StoveTopVicious:
"Mongo!!! Never... kill... a customer!"
Annakie7:
"My Uncle pissed on this flower when he was really drunk, and now it gives OFF light!" "Reverse photosynthesis?" "Nah, he works in a uranium mine."
DanZero:
"Yup, ran into an electric fence."
medusaD:
"First Caption This,...then....I'm taking over the world!!!" "Calm down, jeez! Just becuse 1 person liked your cap!"
Zombie_of_Xmas_Past:
HEY, put the underwear on the ceiling. What do I pay you people for anyway?
Koriandr:
Nope, haven't seen anyone dumping a body in a wooden box. Why do you ask?
Tequila_Mockingbird:
"Alright, cappers. Drop the keyboards, now."
Zombie_of_Xmas_Past:
When Slinky's Attack, tomorrow night only on FOX
Saberslash:
"YOU WILL RESPECT MY ATHORI-TIE!"
JurassicPork:
FOX, for reasons as yet unknown, decided to cease production of its remake of THE SOUND OF MUSIC starring Woody Harrelson.
SoylentGreen2000:
"Sir, if you insist on not wearing shorts. Can you please not spread your legs like that?"?
SantaToast:
"Bless me, y'all, for I have sinned..."
JukeJunkie:
Got the Nitric Acid mixed up with the hand lotion.