JAUSTRALIS:
and for the last time, Stan chose to play russian roulet w/ the sandwich vending machine... he got the eggsalad sandwich,, and lost.
Agent_Moldy:
Chips Ahoy -- in chocolate, butterscotch, Ponch, and Jon.
rickubis:
P.D.Q, A.S.S., P.F.C, P.F.L, ROFL, LMAO, BTW, E.A.T.; M.E
JAUSTRALIS:
mmm.. now what unlucky craker will get a cap in his ass today??? hm... oo! there's one!
Sack_of_Shat:
"Look, there's no way I'm going to turn water into wine for you kids. Five bucks? Deal."
Hinermad:
"Yo, Jesus! You want any cards?" "I pass."
Sack_of_Shat:
Actually, that looks like EVERYwhere in Montana
teambanzai:
Do I want some candy? Come on what kind of pervert are you? That line may work on three year old but I'm 8. Jesus Christ, amatuer.
teambanzai:
Hmmm, remember the days when we used to roast Scientologists over the camp fire? I thought those were marshmellows. What's the difference?
teambanzai:
Guess which one of these girls is going to eat the other?
KINGDINOSAUR:
It looks like the Russian deli cook has received very high marks from the cockroach judges for his sloppy clean up technique.
KINGDINOSAUR:
Here's a fun Easter tip: Hide claymore mines instead of eggs. It's a tradition in Iraq.
amycamus:
Trying to sneak through the caption gallery before there's an upper tier of cappers looking down on him.
rickubigears:
Looks like a Barret .50 caliber a half-mile a way ended Batman, the New Adventures, pretty quickly.
teambanzai:
Having grown tired of his quest to look like a cross between Dianna Ross and Elizabeth Taylor Michael Jackson's now going for a Christina Ricci look.
EnochF:
"NEVERMORE! NEVER-BLOODY-MORE!" "Ah, I see you've met Quoth." "Quoth?" "Yes. Quoth the Raven."
Matteus:
When clowns go Heroin Chic
teambanzai:
*buzz* Um what is what Ying wants to do to just about every female, Alex? Correct! Cool, I'll take name that smell for $500.