BurkeDevlin:
What is it today? Soft Porn Land? Can't make that out.
animebabe:
"Huh? Got something on my face? Where? Did I get it? How about now? Still there? Is it obvious?"
teambanzai:
And then he shoved my head down in his lap and said "Just touch it" it was soooo romantic.
animebabe:
"Marcie, I am so glad I came over today! What with Ted's drinking and Bobby's being gay, I really needed a day of baking puppy head muffins to cheer me up.
teambanzai:
Cut your self shaving again Lyle? Nope brain tried to escape again last night, almost got away too if it hadn't been for the dog gnawing on it I wouldn't have...
teambanzai:
Get the gimp.
EatLint:
"Bring out the gimp!" "the gimp's sleeping." "then I guess you better go wake him up!"
teambanzai:
Put the words "if she is a" in between those words and you'll have a question asked everyday in West Hollywood.
teambanzai:
Oh yeah Autry? You want to come down here and say that to my face? Yeah, I'll bet you will, good luck fitting through the door.
Agent_Moldy:
= times square. No wait... = MC Hammer. No.....
Agrijag:
Absolutely Scully! I'd make a great replacement for Mulder! Agent Ray Parker Jr. ain't afraid of no ghosts!
Nos4a2001:
*KerFLUSH* "Ha-ha! Gotcha, honey!" | .oO (I hate being married.)
teambanzai:
You'd think we would investigate creepy grave yards durring the day, with guns. But no not us, middle of the night nothing but flashlights. We need to die.
Yog_Sothoth:
Thank you movie!
teambanzai:
...and then I looked down and there was a Cylon looking back up at me in the Andy Gump. That's when I decided to stop sniffing glue.
ArchHallJr:
"Mork calling Orson Scott Card. . . come in Orson . . ."
Hinermad:
"It's hard to read the sign - we're either on the Seaview or he Sea Quest." "Either way we're screwed." "Like we weren't before?" "Good point."
DiscoBoy:
Five people were killed today and dozens more injured when a Bergman film collided with a Fellini movie. More details at 11.