Misterror_Grant:
Don’t fight the urge! Don’t fight it! Love between to consenting adult babes is a beautiful thing!
teambanzai:
KISS HER! KISS HER!!
teambanzai:
I'M GOING TO CRATE AND BARREL!!! WHO'S WITH ME?
Buffoon:
"I can make things easier for ya, if ya know what I mean." "Um... sorry. I'm a little unclear on..." "Ever watch 'Xena?'"
amycamus:
"Geez, dude! I asked for permanent press gentle cycle, and you punched normal, with hot water! That, like, totally sucked!"
Monster_Grant:
And now, here she is singing her new hit “Stand By Your Man”: Buffoon’s Ex-Wife! *applause*
BlakHat1:
Britney Spears self-immolates after smoking while applying hairspray. Her last words were "Oops!"
MedicineMan:
By remaining completely motionless, the BigFoot manages to escape detection as the couple goes about their normal, day-to-day activities
teambanzai:
Your space ship is a 1958 Ford F-100? What a total let down. You know I don't think I'm going to let you probe me now. Just go ahead and keep the girl.
Saltydog:
1. Get sheet. 2. Get bag. 3. Go out on street. 4. Crawl back from beneath the cab and cut eyeholes in sheet.
DarkOracle:
"Well Ziggy says your a Gay Porn star with the Nom de Plum Grabbin McGroin....."
DarkOracle:
"Grabbin McGroin, what a stupid name it at least could be Holdin...."
teambanzai:
Xena was that Melissa Etheridge you were just talking to? NO! Um, it was Ellen Degengerous... UM, er I mean Martina Navrat.. Oh crap you caught me.
teambanzai:
Time for another episode of Xena warrior proctologist.
Mr_Grant:
We are the GOP. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated, your distinctiveness will NOT be added to our own...
Horrorling:
Hey! You don' wanna buy my candy?! Fuck yous guys!!!
The_EnigMummy:
There's too much violins on TV, I tell you!
screambanzai:
Hey I have a penis. You guys suck I am too a male. Damn what am I going to do with all those high heels now?