Sunflash_the_Mace:
Tired of none of us ever clicking that damn banner, the Sci-Fi Channel decides that is in our best interests to show us the page anyway...
Sunflash_the_Mace:
o/' I've got a lovely bunch of cocnuts, here they are all standing in a row... big ones, small ones, some as big as your head... o/'
Sunflash_the_Mace:
Captain Nemo? Shamu? Admiral Nimitz? Flipper, Chief? McCloud?
Sunflash_the_Mace:
You know, usually only the mic is in the shot, but not on the Sci-Fi Channel!
Sunflash_the_Mace:
The nerds on the A/V squad were always called in to fix the film projectors. I know, I was one of them. Of course nobody realized that WE had all the power!
Sunflash_the_Mace:
o/'Do the Shatner Dance, come on baby do the Shatner Dance... do the Shatner Dance! o/'
Sunflash_the_Mace:
NOW YOU STAY BACK! STAY BACK! You lousy logo, you just want to suck out my soul by making me play Caption This! for hours on end! Damn you! Damn you to hell!
Sunflash_the_Mace:
Aw shit! They sent a bill for Caption This! I knew it wasn't really free... WHAT THE HELL!?! $4,567.00!
Sunflash_the_Mace:
And the winner of the Dance-a-thon is couple 1,800,522,5558!
Sunflash_the_Mace:
Ey! Yo! I doesn't know what youse is lookin' at... I happen to' think 'dat Star Trek movies is 'da greatest things since Rocky...