amphetamine:
ahhhhhCHOOOO!!! Careful! No Kleenex! I've lost control of it!
Beedo:
"How'd you find THAT particular porn site?" "I mistyped 'webcralwer.' Check it out."
BooFifty:
Stealthfull Keebler assassins snuck up on an unsuspecting Julia and her Nabisco liason...
SteveED:
I'm a DOCTOR not an ACTOR!
Lanzman:
Kirk not understand... Spock explain to Kirk?
theykilledkenny:
"I gotta stiffy, how bout you Doctor?" "Well they don't call me Bones for nothin'!"
bmichner:
"There's something in the gravy!!!"
Lanzman:
Here. I brung ya a Kleenex.
darkstormy:
The entire Gettysburg Address written on toilet paper...? What the hell?
Carmilla67:
Oh MAN!! Remind me not to try the 3-Bean Bango Chili!!!
Agent_Moldy:
"Hi. Satan here. Look, what's the deal, huh? You steal a few million mortal souls, suddenly you're a bad guy. What gives?"
amycamus:
It's moments like these when life feels like an empty, barren plain stretching away to a dark, distant horizon.
TomServos_Dad:
I believe the killer maintained a long vigil here, as you can see from the remnants of his many Chinese dinners.
sothberrypie:
Parasailing with Ballpark Franks.
DiggerSmolken:
YEE-HAH! My coffee's done! WOOPIE!
BUFFALO63:
The best part of waking up... (homeless and drunken by a dock) is Folger's in your cup!
Phantasmo:
Buy a vowel!!!
FredPAC:
Auditions for the new Spice Girl were getting just a bit bizarre with Jurassic Spice.