UnReality:
Salads. The unsung heroes of science fiction.
Mr_Grant:
What? Oh, you want the White House, it's about three states up the coast. *Thanks* Don't mention it. Really. Especially if you, y'know, vaporize it.
Lanzman:
Tortilla Depository and Wiccan Reserve? The hell?
alexgariepy:
Shouldn't he be sucking someone's Quickening somewhere?
HenryBemis:
It was a balloon that crashed in Roswell, but what they don't tell ya is it was carrying this guy claiming to be some sort of Wizard...
HenryBemis:
Because "Lick Your Cup Clean" was an advertising debacle.
UnReality:
"It's not so bad. We'll make better movies." "Well, *I* will, Richard..."
Chebwa:
oO(God, is my face chiseled. Ah, lantern jaw, how I love you.)
HenryBemis:
"...and you say this hunchback won't leave you alone, Miss... Miss..." "Esmerelda."
Artanas:
"B-b-but I won the popular vote!" *sob*
Mr_Grant:
Soon, the entire computing power of the Pentagon will solve the mystery of the Secret Herbs & Spices.
WEIRD_1:
Great, more drugs to ask my pusher for.
UnReality:
Where will *you* be when the aliens probe *your* anus?
UnReality:
Sci-Fi Channel Headquarters: this is where the magic happens, people.
TheAudience:
Its' nice to see Gilligan found a new look...