Janxau:
"Kali ma!"
Mr_Grant:
2035: Shatner returns one last time, for "Star Trek XXXIV, te Wrath of NASDAQ"
rickubis:
I've constructed my very own light saber. Obi-Wan has taught me well. He didn't tach me how to juggle worth a damn, though. Help me pull it outta my back.
amycamus:
One morning, Gregor Samsa awoke to find that it was too dark to tell whether he'd turned into a gian cockroach or not.
EnochF:
You see? Cannibalism can be a helthy choice.
Gryzyll:
"I think we're losing sight of the problem, people. What can we do with a drunken sailor?"
JAUSTRALIS:
Sure, it had 2500 sq. feet, 6 bedrooms and 4 baths... but is that worth living with... "THE GHOST OF CAMPBELL SOUP?"
joe678:
Also known as Gummo Ritz, the little-known Ritz brother.
ROBOTCROWT:
Rub-a-dub-dub, three men... never mind.
NurseNoir:
"MAMMY!"
aaabbbccc:
...by sticking your head in liquid nitrogen.
EnochF:
"NO SOUP FOR YOU!"