Buffoon:
"Coffee? Tea? Beverage? Blow Job? Unspeakable Menage?"

Geier:
Gets beaten up by mimes. Often.

medusaD:
"Guess the sex and win a prize!!"

orion12:
"HA! BINGO!"

Equador:
This was voted "Best Driver's License", EVER.

JoeCrow:
Sometimes a man just has to be alone with his hamster

Dairai:
On the bright side, I may be dead by that age...

Revive:
"Put down the chalupa!"

JiveGuy5:
Wow, I don't care what there selling, I want to buy it.

ABServo:
"We're such a happy family, aren't we? (bitch)" "Yes, dear (bastard), you, me, and the kids (spoiled brats)..."