joe_clutch:
Stone Cold Steve Austin as a barkeep. "Buy a beer or I'll kick your ass"
Cerg:
"I'm guessing I didn't pass my driver's test." "Um, yeah."
Scypha:
I just sit here and look important. That's all I EVER do around here! Just sit here!
Cerg:
That's when Jim realized that too much Mr. Bubble could be a bad thing.
Flanker:
It's a king-sized toilet for two people.
Scypha:
Ah! The last jelly donut, and it's ours!
Cerg:
Please give to the United Undead Childrens Fund.
Katone:
I can bring this thing up to 2mph!
BuckFifty:
Little Jimmy thought it would be a great idea to parachute into the stadium and disrupt the SuperBowl...but then his chute didn't open...
Cerg:
"Damn these Gideons and their tiny Bibles! Who can read these?!?"
Katone:
Can't get Hanson outta my head!
Anthrax:
Mom changed the locks on me again!
Cerg:
When the escalator stopped, they were trapped for days.
Elle:
Leggo my Eggo!
ArsenalXIII:
The Japanese Olympic Team had it's share of difficulties.
Anthrax:
And the Howard Stern haters burn another effigy.
Scypha:
"With all the caffeine in me, I just gotta dance, dance, dance!" (Do the Shatner!)
Elle:
For fear of a ratings scandal, the film-makers couldn't show Captain Bunny's real death.
BuckFifty:
"Okay hotshot, theres a bomb on a bus, and if it goes below 50 mph, it's gonna explode...What do you do?
Fuquad:
The Secret Service scans the area for another sex partner for President Clinton.
Anthrax:
Hey! And they told me I'd go blind if I did that!
Scypha:
Liz Taylor? Bette Davis? Lauren Becall? Madonna in 30 years?
Cerg:
It would be a long time before the Flowbee was perfected.
BuckFifty:
"Anyone got any threes?" "Go fish..."
Danyel:
I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow. Hey wheres my pillow?