Katone:
Grandpa tried to get on the internet
Purashu:
The Tank Police deploy it's elite line dancing squad
Fuquad:
I cut my forhead trying to open a can of Spam. If any of you laughs, I'll open more than a can of Spam on your @$$.
BuckFifty:
...COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY..AH AH AH YEAH....
BuckFifty:
Being the impatient one, Drill Sgt. Frank orders the tank to fire, without putting in his ear plugs...it's the last thing he hears...sad really...
The_West_Virginian:
"C'mon, it's the Christmas season! Sit on Santa's lap! Ho ho ho!"
Fuquad:
Dude, are you listening to Hanson again? I outta smack you for that!
Katone:
"Now where did I put that tank?"
BuckFifty:
Heheheheh, somebody didn't read their PRT users guide...
RyougaHibiki:
Jack regets ever telling that guy to shove that bazooka up where the sun don't shine.
No Handle Given:
So you guys always use old tires for toilets?
RyougaHibiki:
Alright you pussbags! Now who's the sh*t? HUH!?! Ha ha ha! Eat this! *click*.....huh?.....*click*.....Oh son of a.....
BuckFifty:
While cackling on about his evil master plan, Mark didn't notice that he was standing in the middle of the freeway.
Katone:
*Ned Flanders voice* "We'll just kill those aliens and everything will be all higolily pigodily."
Katone:
*Ned Flanders voice* "That guy's hide was roasted to a hoodaly doodaly crisp!"
BuckFifty:
Now theres a guy who likes his Penthouse magazine...
The_West_Virginian:
"We didn't work to0 hard on the confetti did we?"
Fuquad:
Hey! Nice, umm, cups!
BuckFifty:
"Orkin calling..."
Katone:
This is a one person tank Major!
Fuquad:
If you don't stop staring at my breasts, I'm gonna shoot your balls off!