RexKramer:
"I got it caught." "Got what caught?" "My thing." "Oh Jesus! Officer, you got to see what this nitwit did." (There's Something About Lynda)
Shandi:
"Steve, hold on while I adjust the vertical on my jacket, ok?"
YingYang:
Old people are the reason the Macarena is pure evil.
Kmpus:
Table for two in the effeminate men's section, please.
DMMS:
To thine own self be true? To be or not to be? Quoth the raven, Nevermore? I have to pay to find out?
Apostic:
Sorry lady, even if you are offering me your body, we are OUT of "Titanic."
Angel_Noir:
"Well, Ms. Hontas, according to your resume, you can 'paint with all the colors of the wind'. Did you have to go to a trade school for that?"
Beedo:
...and, when the fluid runs out, you can sniff the can for hours of giddy amusement!
Angel_Noir:
"Hear what happened to Lancelot?" "No, what?" "Let's just say that whosoever pulls Excalibur from his ass is gonna be his best friend."
amycamus:
Because Sunny Delight contains Vitamin C, that kid's gonna get suspended for giving drugs to a classmate.
JAMMco:
An everyday sight when marijuana is legalized.
Beedo:
And I thought Cindy Crawford's mole looked malignant!