rickubis: I used to be the Pepperidge Farms spokesman, until they found out about those 15 migrant workers I buried. |
rickubis: The thing was... I only buried their heads. That was all that was left after the pot pies I made. |
rickubis: I said I'd go to bed with you if you promised to wear a raincoat, but I meant a different kind. |
rickubis: Hello, police? I'd like to report that I'm being stalked by a stepladder. |
rickubis: Go ahead. Knock this offa my shoulders. I dare ya. |
rickubis: Yes. I'd like to return this kid. You sent him without any brains installed. |
rickubis: HEY! I remember this from about 9 months before I was born! I was swimming my little tail off. |
rickubis: Everyone blamed his old man... for makin' him mean as a snake. When Amos Moses was a boy his daddy would use him for alligator bait. |
rickubis: I'm telling ya, champ. I see a time where boxers will be using their teeth in the ring. |
rickubis: C'mon, coach. I'm really tired. Cant I just sit here and punch on this midget for a while? |
rickubis: Dolly Parton under a sun lamp. |
rickubis: Goddamn Jalapeno peppers! Come ON ice cream! |
rickubis: Hello? I've farted, but I'm still not sitting in my own pew. |
rickubis: Chief. I'm calling to report a 1310--A guy farting cheekrippers past 9:00 pm on a Thursday. |
rickubis: What the hell do you mean tonight's Christmas Eve? What the $%(#@ did those elves put in the eggnogg? |
rickubis: Oh. Very funny. Have I seen any "cliffs." |
rickubis: I would have starved to death in the desert if I hadn't eaten that kid who came up and asked me to draw him a sheep. |
rickubis: "Does your short compadre there ALWAYS frisk strangers in the butt with that nightstick?" "What nightstick?" |
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