rickubis:
Ok. The tide's coming in, and the bubbles have stopped coming up. Let's leave before someone notices we buried the kids.
wunshu:
There's nothing fantastic about the police
p7c:
That's an overstatement.
rickubis:
How's THIS for reality-based programming. I'm a ventriloquist, but instead of using a dummy, I put my hand up this woman's butt. SHE really talks.
heywood:
I thought "The Cell" would have a higher production budget.
wunshu:
Hi honey, I'm finally out of the pen. I want you to meet Rocko. I'm his bitch, he'll be moving in with us.
rickubis:
Nope, sorry. I'm digging as deep as I can. There's not enough earwax for everyone.
wunshu:
you too can also have a Roadrunner professionally installed.
Generik:
If I install it, will it keep those stupid Coyote Ugly commercials off my screen?
robofreak:
Just watch out for he deadly Wile E. virus.
rickubis:
Genetic transposition of a human with a kissing gourami was deemed successful, although the offspring DOES have anunhealthy appetite for dandruff.
Mr_Grant:
Negotiate all you want, I'm not eating your damn sandwich.
rickubis:
People can hardly tell that I used to be Shamu the killer whale. Well, except for having herring breath. I understand that human women normally have that elsewhere.
Generik:
Victor and Victoria's Secret.
robofreak:
"I've taken the liberty of installing the sling, harness and mirror above your bed in case you feel frisky..."
p7c:
420ADirl says: "I cannot believe cigarette companies blame teens for smoking."
wunshu:
I like the face you make when I stick my thumb up your ass.
rickubis:
"Hey! Let's watch this inert lump of metal, it's GREAT entertainment." "Well, it's 'reality-based' like 'survivor.' and twice as interesting. OK!"