Scouty:
...at the Shit-Eatin Grin in high school?"
Neoknight:
"IIIII'm saaiilliinnng away!" Sir, will you please get off the floor? "Come sail away with me, yah!"
WaffleKing:
"Whee! They just waxed the floor!"
bugwber:
As a toupe-wearing scientist, I feel that we should all be bald with cheesy mustaches.
MetsZero:
"I'm selling this really bad statue... bidding starts at $200... 2 fortyfivefortyfive... Do I hear 30 forrtyfive... ok, do I hear 250..."
WaffleKing:
"Sonny Bono and Roy Scheider are the NEW Simon and Simon."
WaffleKing:
"All hands stop work for a 15 minute Vogue break."
animebabe:
".oO Whoa... If I put my hands over my ears... I can hear the ocean..."
Purpy:
"I'm sensing a disturbance in the force... Like millions of voices cried out in terror and then were silenced..."
MetsZero:
Uh oh... we hit one of DanZero's crappy caps! *BOOM* As noticeable as a huge-ass rock...
Neoknight:
"Sir, is it me, or is there a draft coming out of your ear?"
WaffleKing:
"Dammit, stay seated while the drinks are being served. And if you ask for peanuts again, I'll sock you!"