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"I ordered DEcaffeinated coffee,' dammit!"


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"They call me... LARGE MARGE."


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"Listen to me, I've got MLK's blood on my shirt!" / "Then why are you hiding that headless chicken behind you, Jesse?"


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The original concept for SuperMan's enemy 'Bizarro' was called...ZIPPERMAN


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"Rozencrantz, get our jingle of coin back. This is NOT what I thought 'being caught up in the action' meant."


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"Next, we pour the vinegar into the baking soda aaaand..." BOOOOM!


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Meet George Cradlebrook... Hula Hoop Champion of the World!


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"Does this mean I'm a 'Bond Girl?'" / "Only if we lube up with SuperGlue."


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.oO(Ripley sure gives good head... Maybe I shouldn't have sent her to the loading docks.)


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"Is that a new logo, or is it just happy to see me?" ~or~ "I don't like the way that logos lookin' at me."


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"I'm sick and tired of your bitchin', Joe. This oughta cool off yer 'burnin' 'roids!'"


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"I don't care if you did pay for them, Scotty. You're not beaming my implants anywhere."


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"What's Nos4a2 eating down there?" / "Oh honey, just you wait."


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.oO(This would be a lot easier if those dumb elves could ever hack into the Social Security server.)


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"At Smith-Barney, we make $ the old-fashioned way...we sue the pants off anybody and everybody."


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[How to play chess...after Enron:] "Cog to CEO's Accountant 5."


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"Captain Picard, perimeter alert off the port bow...it's the 'Attack of the Clone." [Deleted scene from ST:Nemesis]



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