tinaw:
.oO I'll just paint right over the roaches -- no one will notice. . . Oo.
GersonK:
The member is firm as it meets the little man in the boat
rickubis:
Gimme all your money, or I'll give you terminal paper cuts on your face!
gleeb:
Marguerite was, of course, Winston's drag name.
TheDiva:
How do those little people get inside the television?
meQal:
o/`... I am the captain of the Enterprise
And a right good captain, too!
You’re very, very good, and be it understood
I command a right good crew
We’re very, very good, and be it understood
He commands a right good crew
Though related to a peer, I can scan, explore, and steer,
Or ship an alien race
I am never known to quail at the fury of a ion storm
And I’m never, never sick in space
What, never?
No, never!
What, never?
Well, hardly ever!
He’s hardly ever sick at space!
Then give three cheers and one cheer more
For the hardy captain of the Enterprise!
Then give three cheers and one cheer more, for
The captain of the Enterprise!
I do my best to satisfy you all
And with you, we’re quite content
You’re exceedingly polite, and I think it only right
To return the compliment
We’re exceedingly polite, and he thinks it only right
To return the compliment
Bad language or abuse I never, never use
Whatever the emergency
Though “Make it so!” I may occasionally say
I never use a big, big “D”
What, never?
No, never!
What, never?
Well, hardly ever!
Hardly ever says a big, big “D!”
Then give three cheers and one cheer more
For the well-bred captain of the Enterprise!
Then give three cheers and one cheer more, for
The captain of the Enterprise!...o/`
gleeb:
The Cream of Wheat doesn't bring in as great a profit as booze.
AlexGariepy:
*This* is Warp 9? Pfft, I've seen better speeds on a golf cart.
wd40:
"I can't breathe, Doc!" - "Why is that?" - "You're crushing my chest!"