meQal:
o/`... Enterprise this is Captain Kirk
Enterprise this is Captain Kirk
Arm your photon torpedos and put your shields on
Enterprise this is Captain Kirk
Commencing evasive manuvers, warp engines on
Check phasers and beam me up to be with you
heading nine, eight, seven, six,
point, five, four, three, two, one
This is Enterprise to Captain Kirk
You've really made the grade
And the crew want to know which red shirts you plan to land with you
Now it's time to make out with a Romulan chick if you dare
This is Kirk to Enterprise
I'm need to be beamed up
The Orgainians are looking at me in a most peculiar way
And the starship look very different today
For there
Am I sitting in a command chair Far above this world
Planet below is blue And there's nothing i can do but fire
Though I'm past one hundred times light speed
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell the green alien chick I loved doing her very much she knows
Enterprise to Captain Kirk
The transporter circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Captain Kirk?
Can you... o/`
DitaDuPave:
"I'm William Shatner, and welcome to Smarmpiece Theatre."
JohnSteed:
Man, even the Klan is succoming to Affirmative Action....
gleeb:
"What a tasteless buffet."
AlexGariepy:
A bike that works as a popcorn popper! Brilliant!
PrezGAR:
"No, I'm not hearing enough cow bell."
JurassicPork:
George Jones's Italian vacation.
GlitterRock:
McDonald's Trainees: The Animated Series
meQal:
Charles Angels : The Animated Adventures