LauraPowers:
"Ohhhh Xena... I knew you were talented, but God Damn!"
Beckett:
"Either she's been killed by giant leeches, or that's the worst case of vaginal dryness ever."
rickubis:
He said that a giant leech was more fun on a date than *I* am. Is being sucked on *that* much fun?
144b:
I guess this isn't a good time to menction that they are making out over a fire ant mound?
Beckett:
"I love your hair...your eyes...the sound the wind makes when it whistles through your ears."
144b:
Well now, Mr. Douglas. This here is the best lagoon you can buy. "I'm not buying this lagoon, Mr. Haney." Why, this lagoon was used for that great motion pictuer, Giget Get a Sunburn.
flowbear:
"PA! We have an emergency! We's outta beans!"
Dirigo:
Must be the branch office.
144b:
Don't tell me to not bogart . Man, I bought the shit!
meQal:
Hey! This booger looks just like JFK!