AgentMoldy:
Woman...Witch...Prostitute...Witchy Poo: The E! True Hollywood Story.
GlitterRock:
"Are you a Hassidic male?? Your life'll be easier if you're a Hassidic male!"
"Uh... I'll keep that in mind."
"IVERSON!" (cackle)
tinaw:
"Have you accepted John Henson as your personal lord and savior?"
GlitterRock:
"Roy Scheider?? You're a wizard, too??" "Talking dolphin, anyone? Hello?"
"Ahhhh, of course."
tinaw:
.oO Let's see. . . five fingers. . . face . . I just don't get it! Oo.
CaptionFreak:
"FEAR OUR POCKY STICKS!"
JurassicPork:
"Dear Harry:
I've run off with Laurie Cabot and am on my way to Salem, Massachusetts. Consider it an alternative lifestyle change.
Love,
Hermione."
meQal:
Remember Harry, it's only statutory rape if we sit on her finger and spin.
meQal:
Where were you when you got your most embaressing spontanous erection?
DianaLuna:
"I don't swing that way, mon!"
Scypha:
"So, uh, you got any, you know, doobies?"
"What do I look like, mon? Some drugged up doper from Jamacia?"
"Er..."
"Damned right I am! You want one or two ounces?"
ArkhamGuard:
Harry and Ron enter the anorexic Ent forest