JurassicPork:
"Forrest, one more mention of shrimp and I'll fucking brain you." "Yes, Lt. Dan..."
meQal:
Country Music Legend Boxcar Willie was forcablly evicted from his home today.
meQal:
The first Hooters opens in town today and these citizens couldn't be happier.
JurassicPork:
Mr. Smith and the Munchkins Go To Washington
Agent_Moldy:
"This one is the 'hold' button, this one the 'speaker phone' button, and this one dispenses rich, creamy cocoa.
UnReality:
"I don't know if we really need cocoa in the workplace, Sam." "Ahem. Rich, *creamy* cocoa."
meQal:
Rich, creamy cocoa my ass.
UnReality:
"Rich, creamy cocoa from your ass? Uh, Ted, I don't think that's cocoa..."
Agent_Moldy:
"Stupid typewriter. All it gives me is diet chocolate Shasta."