ArchHallJr:
o/'. . .woke up this mornin' and got yourself a gun . . .o/'
meQal:
She held my hat! It must be love!
amycamus:
Just experienced his first high colonic at the village enema stand.
amycamus:
"I'm blind!!!" "It has that effect on people. Another shot?"
screaming_fist:
Voted Most Likely To Weather
amycamus:
"And another thing! The reason this bar cleans up is that use actual horse piss in their beer."
screaming_fist:
Little Bar on the Prairie
Datazoid1701:
The Chart by which J Lo chooses her Husbands.
Nos4a2:
"They were trying to show this episode in letterbox. But with a little prodding, I managed to get us back in full screen."
screaming_fist:
Why in the fuck am I working here. Four years at a university and twelve years as a reporter for the New York Times down the drain!