UnReality:
"I was...uh...shoeing the horse! Yeah, that's it! Shoeing the horse!" "With your pants down?" "You city folk are so quick to judge."
screaming_First:
Picard on sex: "Make it slow."
Chupacabrartanas:
My Pal, The Prostate now concludes... "Zipper's stuck" "Hell, I can't go to the prostate ball now!" *dun dun dun DUNNnnn*
CapMidnight:
Smokey the Bare says: Remember... only YOU can prevent gratuitous sex scenes!
Chupacabrartanas:
I'll grab the two hot objects --Okay --You get the candles --Oh!
Chupacabrartanas:
"Godammit! Don't you even have the vaguest notion of what an erogenous zone is?!!" "Yes dear" "Bullshit!" "Yes dear"
JoeAnthrax:
Old Wild Billy Highcock once shot a man for snoring...and not givin him a reach-around. Learn these tales and more in Time/Life's "Tales of the Swishy West"
Artanas:
"Just sit back and kiss that foreskin goodbye"
GrrrrsonK:
Oh these goth chicks and their wacky dildo cases
HanoverF:
"Awww C'mon! My twenty bucks is as good as anybody elses! ... damn... thats what I get for marrying a hooker."
Hippie:
Billy was terrified he had another dream about putting his balls in the principal's inbox. Thank goodness it wasn't a dream.
ArtanezerScrooganas:
"What did I tell you men, in the Connery Palace pusshy flowsh everywhere"
HenryBemis:
"I love the smell of morning wood? No, that's not right..."
aaabbbccc:
please, don't make me touch it again