NickRhodes:
"Dear Red Lobster: I'm a stranded islander in the South Pacific. I never thought the stories in your menu were true, but..."
JediClone:
Remember kids! Always stretch before carrying your bride over the threshold! You'll NEED those groin muscles later!
clover:
Suddenly, the yellow brick road turned into a funky little dirt path that led straight to Pee Wee's Play House. Oddly, it was lined with Jergen's lotion trees.
JediClone:
PeeWee's playhouse just wasnt the same after they replaced The King Of Cartoons... oh, and then there was that whole masterbation thing...
amycamus:
I haven't seen anything this lewd since I saw a guy having sex with a restroom hand-dryer in the SF train station. But, then again, that was only yesterday.
YibbleGuy:
"Look. All I said was that you could 'touch something soft and pink on my body.' I can't help it if you got the wrong idea."
CapMidnight:
"Antiques Roadshow" "roadie."
Occupant:
Be a good lad and jam this in my doughy ass. I've been a naughty little biscuit!
Artanas:
"Hyuk! Maybe I should point it down next time! Hmmm, not as salty as I thought..."
SunSinner:
Got the NAMBLAhs, Timmy? Poor little fella.
Generik:
"You know my fondest fantasy? Tits on a Ritz." "Get away from me!"
HenryBemis:
...and we pause to give thanks for all the bounty this movie has bestowed upon us...
SunSinner:
"Cute...but your whole 'I'm your Lord and Savior risen from the dead' bit is getting a bit old, Brad."
Artanas:
And Juliet? Well, she better get her shots quick.
Generik:
"Look, just think of it as a pink candy taco, if that helps you any..."
echostation:
Um...something tells me that bedpost is in for a wild ride tonight...
TravisBickle:
Helen, I'm all for new interpretations of Christmas carols, but "Check your balls and the thighs of Holly?"
Chupacabrartanas:
"M.A.N.T.I.S. Sex Line, what can I do ya for? Uh huh, I'm playing with my thorax... rubbin' my thorax...."