Artanas:
Ah, 'raising arizona' yet again? What's that, 4 times today Nicolas?
SunSinner:
"Technically, it's known as 'bringing out the dead', but I'll let you slide on that one because you're good people."
KINGDINOSAUR:
"At ease, Private. That is, one of you." *wocka chicka wocka chicka* The Army. We do more men by 9AM than you'll do in a whole month.
Angel_Noir:
The best part of waking up, is "morning wood". Oh, yeah and Folgers in your cup. Distant second to the "wood", but right up there.
SunSinner:
Nice girls spit, good girls swallow...and then there are those that bite, and bite hard.
Artanas:
From the makers of Being Jon Malkovich.... coming soon from Vivid Video, the much heralded Drinking Ron Jeremy.
MadSigntist:
"At that rate, how long does it take?" "Well, it all depends on the quality of the issue of Hustler."
Corporal_Clegg:
...As seen by his proctologist...
KINGDINOSAUR:
You know you're really desparate on Valentine's Day when you have to smear peanut butter on your inner thighs and then whistle for your dog.
Neoknight:
Things Xena Doesn't Say Too Often #214: "Gabrielle, the carpet is not for licking!"
E_B_A:
"Potatoes are what we eat! And we also use them for-" "Uh..." "What!? What's wrong with-" "That's just disturbing..." "HEATHEN!"
Artanas:
Just pop EBA into your mouth and sit back... the night time sniffing, rubbing, creamy thighs so you can feel tingly in the morning capper!
HanoverF:
"C'mon Ladies, STRETCH!!! Dogs can do it, Cats can do it, it's about damn time we learned to do it for ourselves!"
E_B_A:
"Behold! The black mamba! Only the bravest of warriors can tame it!" "Me first!" "Xena!" "You've tamed it fifteen times already!"
Artanas:
Lick Club? I'll pass...
Artanas:
"This tip is for application, the other tip is for insertion. What do you do? WHAT do you do?"
E_B_A:
Smurf pubis? Must be late-nite on the Cartoon Network...
Jedi_Clone:
*draw* You will meet a mysterious man... *draw* with a huge wand... *draw* and some even bigger pentacles!