Loodvig:
o/~... WHAAAT would you SAAAY if I sang out a TUUUNE ...o/~
SkulldusaD:
"Go ahead. Cap me. Haha. Very funny."
BeezleBemis:
Nancy Drew discovers the Secret of the Jon Benet Murder.
Ohm:
This is how you tell if a mellon is ripe, and your not.
MirandaRamsey:
Women in the military. It depresses him. High school was humiliating enough.
JohnSteed:
Well, it's hypocritical when run by THIS guy, but otherwise...
GrrrrsonK:
Every ferris wheel's nightmare - John Popper.
Bloodvig:
"So Gladys, what's with the llama carcass in your front yard?"
SuperPulse:
They're selling one of the Hanson brothers at auction! About time!
Generik:
Lawn Dart Champion of the Tri-State Area, 1993-1999.
Beedo:
If Frank Oz and Joe Pesci had a son...
amycamus:
It's one thing to see a photo of Boris Yeltsin in Speedos. It's quite another to see him in the flesh.
TreksterH:
I'll never fart again! I swear!
Seph:
The first response to Spam on a stick.
Tumbler:
USDA Teen. Saturdays at 7PM EST... only on the SciFi Channel.