Artanas:
"Hmmm... a lasting career?" "Go fish" "GAH!"
Carmilla67:
Get me a camel... no, get me a pack of Marlboro Lights.
402:
Braveheart's younger brother, Dumbheart, jousts with traffic
DonsPkg:
Nice tool you got there, buddy...
major7:
Slightly Irritated Max
medusaD:
The evolution of Shatner!
Bigstupid:
Pop tarts in two minutes, Captain.
The_Gray_Zombie:
Gene said we could have Star Trek outside today.
TS2000:
Someone forgot their false vampire teeth. Muahahahahaha!
spazcore23:
So, an Indian, Clint Howard, and Jesse Ventura walk into a bar...
Shattered:
Um, Duncan? Gene Simmons called, he wants his boots back.
Angel_Noir:
WE ARE THE BORG. WELCOME TO DISCOVERY ZONE. BALL CAGES ARE FUTILE.
Neoknight:
Tonight on The Narcoleptic Disk Jockey... "Ladies and Gents, welcome to Dead Air. Tonight, we'll be listening to... zzzzz............." *THUD*
Neoknight:
"SLEEEEEEP!" *THUD**THUD**THUD* "Damn, I'm cool!"
Dairai:
Somewhere between the speech impediments of Elmer Fudd and Porky pig, lies...