teambanzai:
Damn it! Where the hell is my bowling ball?
IllegalityGirl:
"Listen up, Cappers! *This* is the Evil Captain... the good one is on the floor in a compromising postion with himself. Got it?!!"
KindaEvil:
"Now Captain, you pick your handle." "Cap'n Happy." "Right. Now we submit, wait for the confirmation e-mail, and start capping. It's a great game."
MSTzilla:
"Only YOU... can fill this void I have in my stomach."
YibbleGuy:
Grace Slick. Grecian Formula 16. A fifth of bourbon. You do the math.
Hippie:
Look, I don't know nothing about anything or anybody; all I know is daylight come, and me wan' go home.
GypsySwitch:
*puff puff* *gurglegurglegurgle* "Oh wow..."
alexgariepy:
Come to the light? But I haven't finished capping yet!
GlitterRock:
I want to believe.
RodRocket:
The Gorton's Fisherman's got a NEW attitude...
Hippie:
Uh... is anybody here the Gatekeeper of Gozer?
HenryBemis:
This spit or swallow moment brought to you by Bak-wash: the only mouthwash used by Scott Bakula.
Beedo:
"Beedo bites dog, proclaims it to taste like emu."
WaffleKing:
As Big Daddy SupaFunk Jones.
KindaEvil:
"All I did was practice a little Falun Gong! Damn Chinese Communists! Your stupid government ain't workin' anywhere else--give up the ship already!"