Dairai:
Life sucks at theEscher House.
JediClone:
"Sam..I have badnews...You've leaped into a ham sandwich. Your mission is to keep Gushy from eating you."
Gnasche:
Bones would immediately perk up whenever he heard the electric can opener start.
Dairai:
oO(damn tailgaters!)
Gold_Astro_Ranger:
"It is illogical for the Captain to make us sort his spare toupees."
Beedo:
"Now cough."
Sasuke:
Fresh out of horse heads, the mafia had to resort to the old "flaming bag of poop on the doorstep" bit.
Soozcat:
"Ok kids, next on Uncle Rainbow's Clubhouse, how to roll your own reefers!"
questor:
"The quick red fox jumped over the brown lazy dogs. What does it mean?!"