JohnSteed:
Something I shamefully admit seeing in theaters... (It's a long, sad story)
JohnSteed:
You can't fool us. That's Jennifer Garner!
JohnSteed:
Hey, I thought Gweneth Paltrow was in this...
JohnSteed:
"THERE IS NO MEL C. ONLY ZUEL!"
JohnSteed:
A little work shortage after The Quest, Roger?
JohnSteed:
You gotta' be thinking some starving screenwriter was pushed over the edge upon reading this.
JohnSteed:
Alexander the Great's rolling in his grave right now...
JohnSteed:
They're so stupid, the only reason he's in this is because they thought he was Austin Powers.
JohnSteed:
Failed attempt at Surrealism #1: Scary Spice gets scared
JohnSteed:
Failed attempt at Surrealism #2: Baby Spice having a baby.
JohnSteed:
At least someone in the movie is looking out for the audience's best inerests.
JohnSteed:
"Mr. Connery, I do not appreciate your rude comments. this is perfectly decent ironic humor. And STOP CALLING ME TRABEK!!!"
JohnSteed:
"I will replace the world's water supply with Crystal Pepsi unless you pay me... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!"
JohnSteed:
You know you're hip with the kids when you're making Roger Moore get jiggy with it.
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"Sure! I'll 'hit two home runs' for you tomorrow!"
JohnSteed:
This movie deals with issues... of YM and Seventeen...
JohnSteed:
Back when everything was Mod and Michael Caine got laid every night...
JohnSteed:
"Remember, Neo Spice, if you're not one of us, you're one of them..."