Occupant:
Totally unclear on the concept, Blanche held Sam's head firmly against the pillow, knowing soon the pillow would be dead.
Mr13:
So excited that he won his street safety Merrit badge, Lil Tommy darted across the street to tell his Mom
Shaft:
"I was mugged by Al Jolson!"
Artanas:
"Ishmael? What thehell ....kinda ratass name is....Ishmeal?" Tonight on "Bedtime With Walken"
quickdraw:
Though it seemed harsh,hanging Mr. Thomkinson's disemboweld body from a coatrack actually increased productivity nearly 30%...
Occupant:
Ringing doorbells and running is a little riskier on the moon.
BuckFifty:
"Stan Lee? I love your work!" "Face front true believer!" "Huh?" "Excelsior!" "Crazy old bastard."
Mr13:
Trent Reznor Signature Penis Pump. "I wanna Pump you like the Hindenberg!"
keogh:
Only after his roommate died was Alex able to finally get revenge for hearing "Better to be pissed off than pissed on" one time too many.
Zonk:
Faced with abject poverty and ever-growing grocery bills, Jim held back his tears as he wheeled her toward the oncoming traffic.
Mr13:
Ted's ventriloquist act got real weird when he took out his penis and introduced it as "MrGettin Jiggly Wit It"
Artanas:
"Bela, you Hungarian booby, come on out!"
Seltaeb:
Wave your prosthetic limbs up in the air. Wave your prosthetic limbs like you just don't care.
Angel_Noir:
"Mom, remember when you said if I was drunk you'd give me a ride home? Can you have the operator trace this call, I have no idea where I am!"
Mr13:
After years of having a single mother, Kelly became quite adept at making conversation with strange men at the breakfast table
MirandaRamsey:
"How ya doin down there,buddy?"
Beedo:
Orville DEADenbacher.
SunSinner:
And in the next five seconds...THE MOTHER OF ALL BITCH SLAPS.