BuckFifty:
"Scary? HA! I'm rubbing my ass cheeks with lard! Now *that's* scar...*click* hello?"
Sanagi:
"I spent four hours last night buryin' the cat.. He wouldn't keep still."
YingYang:
"You wanna tell that dumb son-of-a-bitch that these aren't train tracks?"
CaveDweller:
Nipple rings for your dog! (See! Cause there's six of them....nevermind!)
Phantasmo:
What definition....even under a labcoat...amazing!
Neoknight:
(Hey, JoeCrow, any of this going into your gallery? *snicker*)
nursenoir:
Bobby and Robby the conjoined twins found athletics frustrating, but kept plugging away
TigerReel:
"I had this outfit picked out MONTHS in advance for this party. YOU go home and change"
Cendant:
Yes, Al's overt over the top masculinity hid his real passion.
Torgone:
Zippo's popularity with the ladies was legendary.
Itzart:
Molasses? I'm sorry, we're out. How 'bout a nice, young Philipino boy?
MadSigntist:
"I would say I'm getting surprisingly good results, considering this fungal ointment was supposed to be applied topically."
animebabe:
"Here, I brought this dowsing rod for you.." "Um, thanks, I guess..."
Exeter911:
How much for the life size Marlo Thomas doll?
arkham:
"Sex? No we didn't have sex back then, we just looked under cabbages for babies."
WEIRD_1:
ya know, I should have got an intern years ago!!
LimbLifter:
Well I don't know if Sean Penn's THAT bad
BuckFifty:
L'il Ike's midget fist to Burt's nuts was one hell of a wake up call...