bobthealien:
So what's in turtle soup anyway?
Neoknight:
Genghis's Pawn Shop. All your warrior needs in one easy stop.
Yazzin:
"Sir? Would you like the assistance of a magazine or video?"
Shiris:
Desparate for cash, April strips for the Turtle's pizza money..
clover:
Teenage Mutuant Compton Gang-land Hitmen Turtles
smackdown:
Does a Wookie sh*T in the woods?
BenMurphy7:
A confused but determined Eric Stoltz tries Pepto-Bismol for the first time.
Quarks_Lady:
Sex toys are really making advances!
scifimama:
What a lovely fungus growing on the wall
seaQuestGirl:
You *do* know that drive thru means you need a CAR?!?"
animebabe:
Tinkerbell finally finds Peter and that stinking b*tch Wendy.. and she is ticked!
BuckFifty:
"I'm here to chew bubble gum and to screw the hell out of some horses...and I'm all out of gum..."
c_otter:
Bed of roses.. romantic. Bed of hot coals... kinky!
SGNP:
"Sometimes daddy gets drunk and parks in the yard. . .that's when he says that he 'wishes I was never born!' It's okay, though. I'm probably not his kid anyway!"
YingYang:
oO"It's hard being a woman trapped inside a crony's body..."Oo
Bassmann:
Beth closed her eyes and envisioned a very large schnitzen guber...
rick12string:
Yoko Ono attempts to save her waxed fruit as the storage vault with her new album master tapes burns suspiciously.
Matteus:
Hi, um, I'm here to fill the stereotypical weasley jew position