BuckFifty:
"I'm tellin' ya Bill, horses don't like grown men riding nekkid on them...Yer gettin' to close to his mouth...OUCH...just like a dangling carrot..."
YingYang:
Either he has 3 legs, or he is THE luckiest son-of-a bitch alive!!!
simorley:
"Festus? Festus? Somebody slap him."
VladtheImpaler:
I think a little sun block was in order
Voodoobot:
get on the trampoline or die!
MirandaRamsey:
Just realized he's one of "Jerry's Kids."
YingYang:
I suddenly feel the urge to watch 'Baywatch'
Kaervek:
The County Sherrifs' Chorus Line is a disturbing sight...
LizardQueen:
In the privacy of his quarters, the Captain likes to take off his shirt, sing Tom Jones songs, and throw panties at himself.
Hippie:
Fascinating. I appear to be the butt of jokes hurled by people sitting in front of a computer in their jammies.
CaveDweller:
He looks like the guy you ALWAYS see sitting in the VERY back seat of a Greyhound bus, yelling, "GET THE SNAKES OFF ME!!!!"
Generik:
How long do you have to hold the barium in, Captain?
Geier:
Let this be a warning to you, kids: The iron is NOT a toy.
YingYang:
O.J.:"Hey! Real killers! Wait up! I got bad knees, it'll take me a while to get to you!"
apexx:
"You're a court appionted lawyer? Great, I'm f*cked!"
apexx:
"Uhura, would you please refrain from biting the crew menbers!"
BuckFifty:
*crying because he's got his mother's thighs*
Vicious:
Will work for food.