GuloGulo:
"Heh, Heh, no wait, now here's my Roscoe P. Coletrane impression."
Goob:
"Reaganomics forced Fred Sanford into the Migrant Labor Farms"
MrToad:
"They made a bong out of the bathysphere, man I am so ripped"
Beedo:
Don Franklin cannot be seen. Mr.Franklin would you please stand up?
Recon:
Let's see, Bread, Milk, Eggs, Condums, Pantyhose..
Celtia:
Good thing the wall's on fire or we'ed have no light at all
joni:
Al is checking to see if that shiny patent leather shoe trick really works.
Hmetal:
"I'm What?"
JorGGirrrl:
The network starts giving us nothing but head just when you think family broadcast hours start.
GuloGulo:
"Now boys I know this is embarrassing but sooner or later you'll have to put a diaper, like this one, on dear old dad."
JorGGirrrl:
Give her a whole free hour and she'll shoot-up a liquor store.
Jazzsoda:
We'll keep your resume but the chorus girls we're looking for usually have different qualifications.
Hippie:
John Lithgow was in EraserHead? Huh..Pays to read the credits.
TravisBickle:
Roger Daltry enacts a law that says The Who must break up.
bosco:
I'm sorry son, Santa went home for the night.