Hippie:
THESE brand new Godzilla action figures eat rolls and rolls of toilet paper! Why? To piss your parents off, of course!
Artanas:
Sure he was in a rush, but Naked Gun was playing at the local drive in and dammit if OJ would pass that up
Hippie:
See? The Japanese invented Devo.
KINGDINOSAUR:
Fran Tarkinton finally made enough money for his sex change. He couldn't take the teasing anymore about his pansy-ass name.
Occupant:
See that chalk outline? That took $10,000 of the closing cost!
Brakster:
"Break a window... Win a prize!"
questor:
Might I interest you in a tribble?
RicciFan:
o'/Silver shirts, silver shirts! It's Christmastime in the spaceship!/'o
Saltydog:
"And so we'll converse, confabulate, and otherwise hobnob with our brother wizards--" "OH, SHUT UP!"
Saltydog:
Frank returned from his five-year-ordeal all alone on Seal Island apparently whole and healthy -- except for one embarrassing quirk.
Masshole:
The Sri Lankan sex slaves of Arthur C. Clarke, next on Sightings
Gnasche:
"Yup. It's level. Now, let's get out of here."
DarkVortex:
..meanwhile the Hulk prepares Todd Bridges for a new lifestyle behind bars.
amycamus:
Larry, Curly and Moe attempt to put together an interociter.
JoeAverage:
Mr. Rogers, M.D.
Shandi:
Smurf's Blueprints!
Hippie:
Luka, who lives on the second floor of MechaGodzilla.
Jazzsoda:
"Yeah, I slept with Godzilla. And I won't pretend that it didn't help my career. But my real reason? Put away the Viagra honey, do I need to spell it out?"