DrSeruzawa:
StarBuck meets Priscilla, Queen of the Spaceways.
Hinermad:
Leonard, the freshman from MIT, invented a device that would inflate his love doll and have her waiting at the door when he got home.
MadSigntist:
Not the best maintained bikini line I've ever seen...
D_Idaho:
"...the blood of the unbelievers will flow through the streets on the apointed day..."
MadSigntist:
Timmy's sea turtle did look charming in its new angora sweater, but it soon died, anyway.
TheFreak:
On the next "Sightings": Jesus on a boat.
Madsigntist:
His trousers were incredibly comfortable, but Frank was getting strange looks from passers by.
Xtree:
None of the self-help books were working -- Merv Griffin was still overweight.
Matteus:
A weaker remake of the scene from Mortal Kombat
Occupant:
You can see her skin crawling.
Madsigntist:
Well, sir, I have nothing here about toe fungus. It says clearly, 'penis retrofit with garden weasel'...and that is just what we did.
WaffleKing:
I love you Hank. "It's Hal." I love you Hal.