Psycho:
Callers often find it hard to believe that their futures consist of "Shrimp Cocktail, Shrimp Sex, and Shrimp Sandwiches."
Occupant:
And now I have THREE houses. That's not even counting the kiddie porn ranch in Montana.
Artanas:
"And that's when I met the Chinaman while stationed in Kukamunga. He said I had hair of finest chocolate, skin of angel hair. So I shot him."
Jazzsoda:
"I'd do anything for my customers, anything! Do you want Fran's Ass on a silver platter, is that what you want? Done! Fran, get me the roast beef slicer!"
E_B_A:
"And now we'll demonstrate how a human head can be easily transported in this easy to use system. Bill, hand me that hacksaw and lean forward."
KINGDINOSAUR:
"Look, Honey, Tabby's gonna try it again." *pause*WHIRRRR* "Hahahahaha, lookit him run, hahahahahah"
D_Idaho:
And now back to the Carnival of the Soul Porn Channel.
WaffleKing:
at the nursing home for Keebler Elves
MadSigntist:
If you want my advise, try keeping your mouth closed when you brush your teeth
Geier:
Luke didn't mind calling Yoda "Master", but he drew the line at "Sugar Daddy".
BuckFifty:
"Two men enter, one man leaves..."
CaveDweller:
I just hate one-man shows!
SpeedFreak:
"For the last time... NO! I won't have sex with you!"
Wingnut:
Mosquito man strikes again AAAUUGHHH!
amycamus:
Glue. It's not just for breakfast anymore.