Hippie:
Kolchak can't believe Keenan Wynn called him a douchebag in front of his mother.
Darkvortex:
"No, I'm not happy to see you, and yes this is a gun."
GreyShadow:
"SALAD TOSSER!!"
Jazzsoda:
I'm sorry, I don't celebrate Halloween, and I don't know who Kolchack is... Now can we get on with the divorce hearing?
Hippie:
Not now Higgins, I'm being Breastfed.
Occupant:
Jim, I never realized how boney your butt is.
Hippie:
Yes the dinner was fabulous, but now I just want to relax and.....My God, You cut your hair like Larry Fine!
bosco:
It's Christmas Mr. Scrooge, can I have the day off?
Jazzsoda:
The yellow psychic zone is for loading & unloading bullshit only...
bosco:
See Patti, I told you, you'd like it. You don't need a man.
AgentQ:
Ever wanted a big glass of Pork Juice?
Occupant:
Drastically Ribbed Condoms.
Shifter:
"Am I happy to be here? Sure I'm F***in' happy to F***in' be here!"
Keogh:
Attachments?
Hippie:
"Archie will be pissed when he finds out Leisure Suit Larry bagged Veronica."