Occupant:
Bananas provided by the estate of Sigmund Freud.
crowatbitemedotcom:
Yea I just got all the fat in my butt implanted in my face! Isn't that neat?
Hippie:
It's about time they translated "Married... With Children" into the uppercrust show it's dying to be.
Interocitor:
"Bet I can get drunk off my ass before you finish your Corn Flakes!" "You're on, old man!"
Artanas:
Well Mr. Flatly, if you would've worn a shirt, then your nipples wouldn't have fallen off, would they?
Cerg:
"Shhh. Quiet guys! I'm listening! I think I hear a car coming..."
Hippie:
Moranis? The kids hired me. They said you shrink one more damn thing and you're gonna be eating breakfast out the other side o' your head.
Hippie:
Needless to say, Mom and Pop never left him home alone with the Flow-bee again.
TravisBickle:
The new craze: Zero tolerance hall monitors - "Where's your pass?" "I don't have one. I-" *BLAM!* "Unacceptable"
Taryn:
"Who me? Oh, I was just fine til this ladder decided to do a full rectal."
GuloGulo:
We were always disgusted when uncle Ron would dig in his ears with the pickle fork, but he didn't care.
Tumbler:
The son that Harpo forgot.
Occupant:
To his dismay, Van Helsing discovers HE doesn't cast a reflection either, and all the vampires he's killed may have been innocent victims of a faulty mirror.
keogh:
"...or by the way he slashes medical services, child care, and social security checks."
weirdone:
Pastel plaids, for the lumberjack's just comming out!!