mugwumps:
Well, gosh, thanks--but you know in our country we usually just ask for a date first...
MadSigntist:
...and, of course, all the guys around here are especially fond of my ability to crack coconuts with my thighs.
GypseyRose:
sorry, but Binky's adult movie theatre just doesn't do it for me.
clover:
Check out my Elvis, Uh thank you, thank you very much.
YaLoad:
"Can I borrow you Chap Stick?!
SunSinner:
Madorky! Where you find most interestingly shaped cone candle?
MadSigntist:
Do ya know what really burns my ass?
BuckFifty:
"Hmmmm, I think I look fat in this picture..."
Fuquad:
Calgon! Take me away!!!!!
CaveDweller:
"*BURB* Merry F*ckin' Christmas!!!! *BURB*"
UnReality:
Kill the tribes, name cars after them. Heap good deal, no?
LizardQueen:
you should eat more fiber!
BuckFifty:
"I'm here to have sex with lawn furniture and kick some ass, and I broke all the furniture..."
woozle:
"I told you to leave my daughter alone you freak...she's only 8!!!"
SunSinner:
I'm a vampire...of *course* I'll swallow