Horseluv:
We are the knights who say...NI!
CaveDweller:
Reminds me of my ex, except this one probably moves more during sex.
CaveDweller:
Malibu Ken's gay lover, Bruce.
rogemoto:
Somebody dropped their drawers
Geier:
Is that a cactus on the table or are you just glad to see me
CaveDweller:
WOW! His teeth must have really been crooked.
Crossfire:
After a falling out with Betty Crocker, Aunt Jemima decided to make her life-long dream come true by opening her own deli.
raezilla:
God I hate BedPans
BuckFifty:
Roger Ebert eyes-up the buffet table
Labash:
Would you like some Moo-Shoo puppy with your pork-fried-rice?
Cerg:
OUCH!..stupid used syringe.
SunSinner:
Oh yeah? Well Snap This!
Juden:
97..98..99..100.. Ready or not, hear I come.
JorGGirrrl:
"Oooh. I like the blue fishie."
imiprimine:
All their arms and legs were amputated in a freak accicident