YingYang:
"ID4 2: The Secret of the Ooze" 

Angel_Noir:
"That's no space station! It's 
a Lucasfilm rip off!" 

MrTim:
A UFO flies just above rooftop 
level on a typical Los Angeles evening.

JediClone:
JediClone carefully arranges the pictures
so that Scully has no choice but to 
see the UFO...

  
JediClone:
... and she still manages to focus
her attention on something else!
How does Mulder put up with it?!?!

Jazzsoda: 
"Don't you worry, that broken 
neck's going to feel a whole lot
better after a good nap."

MrTim: 
.oO(Let's see, if I drag his body
over behind that drift and cut him open, 
I can stay warm in the entrails . . . 

Angel_Noir:
Mulder is mugged by polar 
bears in search of Coke money. 

Yingyang: 
I'm gonna love him, and feed him,
and call him Muldar" 
 

  
 YingYang:
"So, Ms Lewinsky......How big was 
it? Is he circumsized?" 

JediClone:
"Agent Scully, how dare you accuse 
this board of complicity
in this conspiracy theory of yours?"
"Because Cancer Man is right behind
you whispering instructions."

Angel_Noir:
The Star-less Chamber.  
 

  
Angel_Noir:
o/` "I gotta pocket fulla boooonezz!" 

JediClone:
Ken Starr started a collection...

YingYang:
Greta. All the Spice Girls 
are pregnant.... 

  
 Matteus:
o/' they're setting fire to the cornfield as
your taking me hooome o/' (Kate Bush)

MrTim:
The scary thing is, that's just 
a hose connected up to his pants
with a lighter on the end.

Andy1251:
Scully finally unleashes her 
pyrotechnic urges. 

Angel_Noir:
Malachai opens up a can of whup 
ass on the One  Who Walks Behind
the Rows. 

YingYang:
Ripley gets the menses.... 

Jazzsoda:
Mulder's alcoholism is brought to
the surface when he steps out for a 
smoke and a piss and ends up burning 
the state of Kansas to the ground.