JediClone:
What's more cold, harsh, and unforgiving?
The Artcic Tundra, or Harlan Ellison?

Angel_Noir:
"Cigarette Smoking Man?  More
like 'Freezing My Ass Off Man'!"
 

Angel_Noir:
Easily Distracted Rose, Part 2. 
"I'll never let go-Oooh! A whistle!" 

MrTim:
o/` "I'm a bitch, I'm a lover,/ I'm
a child, I'm a mother . . ." o/` 

Neoknight:
Natalie Imbrulia, Arctic Explorer 

YingYang: 
"Mr. Cameron......can we go.....home....
yet....?Please........it's so cold...." 

Jorie:
Gillian Anderson is Dana Scully 
as Signorny Weaver as Ripley.

Andy1251:
Alanis Morissette felt the need to 
cover-up after her "Thank U" video. 
 

JediClone:
Keeps banging her head against
the doorway...

YingYang:
"I hate when these hookers 
coke out in my lawn" 

Neoknight:
And then Hansel put the wicked witch
into the fire. "Fox, what are you doing?"
Nothing..... 

MrTim: 
That's it, Mulder, just feed her into
the incinerator and walk away as
if nothing happened. 

Angel_Noir:
Some marriage customs are universal. 
 

JediClone:
OK, who left Odo out in the sun again?

Jazzsoda: 
Skeletor's pretty miffed about 
getting caught in his own Castle 
Greyskull Sliming Playset.

YingYang:
Sandra Bernhard's baby being born....

Angel_Noir:
"Mom? Can I stay home from school? 
Allergies." 

Andy1251:
Jack, after being thawed out from his
ice cube at the end of "Titanic 2:
Iceberg? What Iceberg?" 

MrTim: 
Drazi mudwrestling! 

Neoknight:
Look out! It's the Creature From 
the Black Lagoon here to take the
plot completely away!
 

JediClone:
David demonstrates how far over his
head all the caps are going.

Andy1251:
"Want the treat? Want the treat?" 

YingYang: 
Even when in danger, the camera
loves Duchovney....