"Star Trek: Voyager, Caretaker" Gallery

 
  Angel_Noir: 
Somewhere, a single tear trickles 
down Chakotay's cheek. 
 
  
 HanoverF: 
Hey, whats with all this debris? 
Where's Alderaan? 
 
 
 Beedo: 
Sir!  The probability of 
successfully navigating an 
asteroid fieldis 726,000 to 1! 
 
  
 HanoverF: 
Captain, I think something's wrong, 
we seem to be picking up 
an old episode of Benson... 
and we don't even get BET 

 

  
 Xylorjax: 
In the future, Biore Pore-perfect 
ads will be EVEN MORE disgusting. 
 
  
 Matteus: 
It's the Truman Show. 
 
 
Beedo: 
That's enough, Chakotay. 
 
 
Xylorjax: 
(thinking):  "In another half an hour 
I'm going to have to ask him to 
get his dog off my leg..." 
 
 
 Angel_Noir: 
Actor's Tip #45:  When you put 
your lines on your shoes, don't 
mistakenly say "left" or "right" 
on camera. 
 
NightTrain: 
(Sighing): "Nope, no breasts yet." 
 
 
Matteus: 
Her hair is made with whole 
grain wheat. 
 
 
Xylorjax: 
Whoa.  That's gonna be a bitch to 
get off the windshield. 
 
  
JediClone: 
Janeway wasnt sure if Paris 
deliberitly set all the veiwscreen  
memories to Talaaxian gospel  
stations. So she changed them all. 
The next day, someone had reset them... 
 
 
 
Beedo: 
Neelix bursts into his rendition 
of Al Jolson.... 
 
  
Beedo: 
Remember, when he comes 
through, turn him into 
corned beef hash. 
 
 
Angel_Noir: 
"Tonight on Voyager's Practical 
Jokes, watch what happens when 
we beem 4,000 gallons of 
water aboard! Surf's up, Tuvok!" 
 
 
Scouty: 
Nipples?? Nipples!!!!  Oh. 
Never mind, there they are.  I 
*HATE* transporters! 
 
 
Matteus: 
Oh no, now he's going to 
break out in show tunes.
 
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