"Star Trek: Voyager, Caretaker" Gallery
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Angel_Noir:
Heard in the distance: o/`"Days
never finished, master got me
workin', someday master set me free.""Dude, shut up Cartman!"
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NightTrain:
Hey, sailor! How 'bout a deep, meaningful relationship? Only
50 bucks!
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Hippie:
See? A little forearm strength and well-placed hands eliminate
the need
for a Captain's girdle, Shatner.
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JediClone:
Hiding in the trees is a unit of Security
officers ready to off anyone
who starts with the Lumberjack Song.
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Hippie:
Tonight the crew encounters a
race of Gleekanauts, who differ
from us only in the fact they have
cleaner national parks.
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Angel_Noir:
"What you in for?""Putin' labels
on trees. You?"
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NightTrain:
Damned kids spray-paintin' their
graffiti on the trees!
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Hippie:
Janeway discovers Jack Wagner
has beamed far into the future to escape taunts from his bad-selling
debut album.
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NightTrain:
My darling Janeway! Your eyes
are like cherries. Your lips are like
two deep pools of.... Hey! Why'd
you slap me?
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JediClone:
... and the Little Shuttle That Could
said "I think I can, I think I can"...
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Xylorjax:
"These, are the voyages of the star
ship Enterpri...what? What do you
MEAN it's NOT THAT ONE?!"
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Hippie:
Complicated movie ratings systems will simply be printed on the
top of starships
in the future.
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E_B_A:
"Who's idea was it to name the
ship after random Scrabble
pieces anyway?"
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NightTrain:
Remembering how the bishop at
his Catholic boys' school taught
himto greet the monsignor. |
E_B_A
Chad always impressed the ladies
when he blew smoke oranges. |
Angel_Noir:
Little known fact #459: Ensign
Kim even whistles according to
a Starfleet regulation!
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Xylorjax:
As the rookie on the ship,
Officer Kim often is forced to
do his Darwin imitation.
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Angel_Noir:
"You want the stones or not?
I've got another guest shot on
'Buffy' I've got to get to!"
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Hippie:
Nothing worse than being a Ferengi
with a bad case of earrats. |
NightTrain:
I am Sir Nose D'VoidOfFunk!
I never could dance. I never will
dance. Prepare to meet your
end, Star Child!
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E_B_A:
"Ross Perot Theatre" proudly presents: 'Spam in the Pants,' a one man
show... |