Xylorjax:
Today's models courtesy of
Timmy Robinson, age 9.
Matteus:
that's one heck of a sling shot!
Beedo:
Captain, we've spotted a giant marital
aid half a kilometer of the port bow.
JediClone:
Meanwhille, in JediClone's room...
"OK gang, the models are all set!
Now where'd I leave that BB gun?"
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Neoknight:
"Captian Kirk! I am not a piece of meat!"
Xylorjax:
"Does this uniform make me look fat?"
Beedo:
.oO{Oh, God, Kirk's following me!}
Matteus:
she has a stash of hairspray in there
JediClone:
The Tribbles see her hair, and build a
cultaround it. Security comes to put
an end to it, but they all jump off the
Warp Core to their deaths.
Angel_Noir:
"Going down, Mr. President?"
*Wokka Chicka Wokka Chicka* |
HanoverF:
As she continually rebuffed his
advances, he remembered he was
wearing his purse. The high heels
probably were'nt helping either.
JediClone:
"Admit it Meany, Rosalind Chao would
come on the show a lot more if she
could stand to be near you...Why dont
you take a BATH every now and then?"
Angel_Noir:
The inspiration for Dr. Suess': "One
dork, two dork, red dork, blue dork".
Beedo:
"Nice!" "Yeah, he must work out."
Matteus:
they're admiring the woman in
the last cap's butt
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Neoknight:
"I want two Big Macs, and make it
snappy!" "Sir, that intercom goes to
Engineering."
HanoverF:
"Spock, I can't believe you won't let me
ring the fire-alarm! Spoil Sport!" "I'm
only thinking of you, remember how your
wig stank after the last time it got wet?"
Xylorjax:
"Note to self. Invent cheesy dance.
Name it something distinctive for the
benefit of future generations."
Beedo:
"Kirk here. Go ahead." "Jim, this is
McCoy. We've had more an more
requests from the female crew
to have you neutered."
Angel_Noir:
"Kirk here." "Captain, sensors have
located intruders on board.""Understood.
Have makeup ready my sweat spritz and
have the orchestra prepare the 'Battling
Kirk' theme."
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Xylorjax:
"Damnit! Dax! What *IS* my PIN?!"
HanoverF:
"Damn, three hours at 350 degrees
and the Tribble is not even brown yet."
JediClone:
"<gasp!> There he is! My hero!" "Who,
Kirk or Spock?" "No, Raymond Burr,
The King Of Insert Shots!"
Matteus:
Hurry it up glitterdome, I'm
starving over here!
Beedo:
While Dax keeps watch, Sisko
raids the Enterprise's ATM. |
Matteus:
ARGH! I hate when people get in front
of the camera when you take pictures
JediClone:
"OK, when class starts, nobody look at
him! <snicker>" The actors always gave
the Substitute Logo a hard time.
Beedo:
There was mee, that is Alex, and my
three droogs, that is Jadzia, Miles, and
Worf. We were sitting in the Korova
milkbar, trying to make up our
rassoodocks what to do with the nochy. |
