Matteus: 
it's a giant bloody band-aid 

Angel_Noir: 
"Ladies and gentlemen, we proudly 
present, for your halftime enjoyment, 
The Claude Raines Dancers!" 
 

   
Neoknight: 
it's kinda hard to imagine them 
in thier underwear, isn't it? 

Matteus: 
o/' we are the world... o/' 
 

   
Angel_Noir: 
Kids! Can you spot the 30 year 
old people who still live with 
their parents?

JediClone:
Funky Winkerbean: the Anime!
Thrill as the band director rips the
heart out of the souless school
administration board, and eats it! 
 
  
Angel_Noir: 
Sure, anyone can win a 
Blockbuster Award! 
 
 JediClone:
... and to all you peaceniks who didnt
care what the hell I did in my country
beacuse it didnt involve you, I'd just
like to say...
 		   
Neoknight: 
Screw the anthem! let's 
have a flag-burning!

JediClone:
Motivational methods for Iraqi
Olympic gymnists in training...
<megaphone voice:> "Go higer
NOW! Do an extra midair flip! If
you fail, we move the trampoline!"
 
 

 
 

   
Angel_Noir: 
"Who should we release? Barbarras, 
or Celine Dion? Anyone?" 
 
JediClone:
Dont worry, Canadian pig-dog! After we
shoot you, you're heart will go on...
and on... and on.. untill it rolls right
off the stage! A-ha! I kill me! No, wait
I kill YOU! Ha! I crack me up!