JediClone:
Which sounds less melodious:
Terrance's farting, or Celine's singing?		   
Neoknight: 
Canada: Jet accient free since... 
well, forever! 

JediClone:
Home of the Steve McCrausky
Memorial Control Tower.
 
 

   
Angel_Noir: 
"Smoking, or Non?" "Non." 
"Aisle or Window?" "Aisle." "Gremlin 
on the Wing or Non?" "Bappa." 

JediClone:
Just offscreen, at the next ticket booth: 
"Ha ha! Fuck you Gillian! I win!
Nyahnyahnyahnyahnyah!"
 
  
Neoknight: 
And you thought your airport 
looked wierd after midnight! 

JediClone:
Holy shit! The Hare Krishnas have 
invaded Canada! Ruuuuun!

   
JediClone: 
Meanwhille... "Hey Indy!" "Yes 
Sullah?" <pppfftttthh> 
"Ahahahahaha!" 

Angel_Noir: 
Fake! You can see the supports. 

 

   
MrTim: 
When _South Park_ wanted 
computer graphics, they 
went to Atari. 

Angel_Noir: 
"Thank you for flying 'Semi-Automatic 
Machine Gun Airlines'." 

Matteus: 
Aeroplane by Atari