JediClone:
Of all the people to wear a tacky
Hawaiian shirt... Mr Blackwell?
 		   
Matteus: 
It all makes sense now!!! 

Xylorjax: 
The Kenny-Cam was a rousing success... 

Angel_Noir: 
Oblivion*  *Void where prohibited.
 

   
 Xylorjax: 
 Uh, guys?  Doesn't Barbershop 
Quartet need FOUR people? 

Neoknight: 
Tonight only: The New 
Villiage People 
 
  
 Matteus: 
he's really a weeble-wobble 
 
Angel_Noir: 
Months of capping Brando finally got to 
the cappers, who exacted revenge.

JediClone:
The only good infomercial host.

   
 Matteus: 
Little Red Riding Dead 

Neoknight: 
"Who, me? Dead? No way!" 

Angel_Noir: 
 "Mmph!"*  *"Oh my dear lord, 
something agregious has happend, 
and I seek divine guidance from the 
Lord.  You unspeakable malcotents!" 
 

   
 Matteus: 
I think the shrubs did it 

Xylorjax: 
Few people were as surprised as 
Ned and Jimbo when Hurricane 
Andrew passed over South Park...

JediClone:
"I didnt blow it up! HE blew it up!"
"MmmI didnt blow it mmmup. 
MmmHe did." "Ok, we BOTH blew it
up! Are you people happy now?!?"